Customer Reviews.
Here’s what a few of our customers have to say:
The trip was f-ing insanely good!!!
A POEM BY STEPHEN WITEK
One of our members had such an amazing time in Alaska on our Total Heliski Tour that he wrote a poem. Epic!
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
your head down, eyes up
hands on the packs, at the top
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop…
One person per time
buckle up,
look around,
holy fuck…
Military adrenaline rush
Knife edge face to toe in push
around the top for a cornice shot
now chop chop…
Snowboards can fall at the top
Chop chop chop chop chop
Fly away another day
Now all I hear is not to stay…
-CHOP, Chop, chop, chop, shhhhhhh!
1st man down is a scary boot
If it rips, it unzips on you
Last man down is scary too
Radio man says ski the flute…
1st turn in heart beats pumping
3rd turn in fear starts dropping
5th turn in look for sluff
7th turn in huck your stuff…
Ski forever to your landing zone
Take a picture with your phone
Oh that’s right you had a goPro
Perhaps put tape over the stupid logo…
Everyone here, anyone missing?
Stomp a hole wherever you're pissing
One knee down, to get to the top
Chop chop chop chop chop